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Gregory Morris, 4/15/08 11:40:20 pm |
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One of the cardinal sins is allowing bacon to go to waste. Proof? After Jesus's resurrection, his followers eventually did away with the old Jewish tradition of not eating pork. Its in the new testament somewhere, I'm sure of it. Regardless, Jesus wants us to be happy, and that clearly entails eating bacon. Well, that's how it works in my mind anyway. I'm convinced that God loves us, and bacon (along with beer) is proof of that. Anyway....
The Canadian government is going straight to hell. (found via BoingBoing)
Listen Canada... if you have extra pigs that your nanny-state socialist government doesn't think you should have, I would at least consider smuggling them down here. We appreciate bacon in the United States, even if it doesn't come in nice little disk-shaped slices. |
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