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As I loaded my SKS into the car this evening for some after work range time, I looked at my wife and said:
"Sorry honey, but I'm taking our only good means of taking out large numbers of communist invaders."
She replied, "Well, what about socialists?"
"Socialists react to hot lead the same way the communists do. They probably won't invade though."
"Well, what about liberals?" she inquired.
"Honey, they definitely won't invade, but if they do you can just say the word 'gun' and they will run away crying like babies."
I know it isn't particularly funny, but for some reason, at the time it was hysterical. |
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