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More Brady garbage.
Every time Paul Helmke opens his mouth, he makes me wanna buy a new gun, and maybe a few more boxes of ammo. Ya know, we could make that into something kinda like a drinking game, only without the booze.
Buy a box of ammo every time Paul, in a press release, media quote, or blog entry:
-Suggests a new "solution" that won't work
-Blames the NRA for gun violence
-Re-interprets the second amendment
-Uses the phrase "feel safer" or something similar
-Lies outright (just kidding, I'd be broke in a week.)
-Begins a statement with "It's time we..."
-Blames the wrong person/people for something
-Equates law-abiding gun owners with criminals
-Mentions that keeping a gun in your home is 22 times more dangerous or whatever the hell they say
-Pulls a brand new gun-related term out of his ass
-Shits his pants
Go to the range for an afternoon every time he mentions "Reasoned Discourse".
If he does all of these things in one page or less, buy a new gun.
Man, this could get expensive. Oh well, whose with me? |
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