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Notes From Iraq: Day 60 |
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Gregory Morris, 5/19/10 4:26:05 am |
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Ok, this isn't really Iraq related. But I did think about it the other day while eating some beef jerkey, so...
If those floss-pick manufacturing companies were smart, they would team up with beef jerky companies to do some marketing. Imagine: you finish your delicious little bag of Jack Links Teriyaki Beef Jerky (tm) and realize you have some tender, yet tenacious, beef stuck between your molars. Huge problem. This could ruin your entire day. But wait! Oral B included a complimentary, individually wrapped, Advantage Cool Mint Floss Pick (tm) in the bag. Wow, thanks Oral B! You just saved my life! I think I’ll go out and buy a CRATE of these BADASS motherfuckers, and tell all my friends about them too!
FCC Disclosure: The If either Jack Links or Oral B would like to give me products in return for this AWESOME idea, I promise I'd accept them and not tell anyone that I did, just so I could be in gross and blatant violation of FCC rules. The FCC can eat a synthetic sponge soaked in rancid eel spit. |
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